Small joke is a type of a humor story, a question or an indication of those situations that provides people a humor, a comedy, and he / she compel to smile.
You know, we’ve come to a bit of a crossroads here. Do we offer short jokes in reference to… well jokes that aren’t very long or are we referring to people that aren’t very tall (midgets maybe)? This is a tough question to answer, as I’m not psychotic (or is it psychic)… so how about a mix of both? That should make everyone happy! Well, that’s the idea anyways.
Purpose of the small jokes:
- To provide people a stressful free life
- To decorate a pleasant smile on their faces
- To create a pleasant, fresh, cool atmosphere where every one enjoys.
The small jokes can be placed on different places like in school, college, home office. Mostly kid loves to say them and enjoys those people company who love to say small jokes. And there are lots of good short jokes on the internet for the kids.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese!
Did you hear about the new Divorce Barbie? It comes with all of Ken’s stuff!
Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.
Doctor: Next please!
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Just remember...
If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he is wrong.
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