Do you take me to be your lawfully lovable friend, to have and to hold, for rich quotes or corny jokes, in text messaging and in poor signal, till low battery do us part?"
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Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"
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Two cows are standing in a field. |
A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
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Funny - Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks
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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
When i was writing this blog for the short jokes , i read a joke about wives then i think that the married persons love to read those jokes which are related to wives and young love to read those which are related to girlfriends.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much! (I love you so much.
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One teacher said this to his students before the final test.
"A" is for God.
"B" is for me and my wife.
"C" is for the perfect student.
"D & F" are for all other students.
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Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.
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My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.
I love my collection of these hilarious short jokes and i hope you'll also appreciate my effort and collection of my jokes. I'll bring the most latest and best collection of funny short jokes like these. I am waiting for your views and comments.
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