Wednesday, May 11, 2011

20 Small Jokes

Small joke is a type of a humor story, a question or an indication of those situations that provides people a humor, a comedy, and he / she compel to smile.

You know, we’ve come to a bit of a crossroads here. Do we offer short jokes in reference to… well jokes that aren’t very long or are we referring to people that aren’t very tall (midgets maybe)? This is a tough question to answer, as I’m not psychotic (or is it psychic)… so how about a mix of both? That should make everyone happy! Well, that’s the idea anyways.


Purpose of the small jokes:

  • To provide people a stressful free life
  • To decorate a pleasant smile on their faces
  • To create a pleasant, fresh, cool atmosphere where every one enjoys.
In a small Texas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature bothered me: the three wise men ...Really small jokes, adult jokes, Good jokes, short funny jokes, teacher jokes, affair jokes, witty short jokes, kids jokes, doctor jokes and many more.

The small jokes can be placed on different places like in school, college, home office. Mostly kid loves to say them and enjoys those people company who love to say small jokes. And there are lots of good short jokes on the internet for the kids.

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese!


Did you hear about the new Divorce Barbie? It comes with all of Ken’s stuff!

Two cows are standing in a field.

One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"

The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"


Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

Doctor: Next please!


Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence

into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!


Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.

Boy: What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.


Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.


Just remember...


If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.


By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he is wrong.


Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Short Jokes, Funny Short Jokes


Do you take me to be your lawfully lovable friend, to have and to hold, for rich quotes or corny jokes, in text messaging and in poor signal, till low battery do us part?"

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Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
"Man it's hot in here!!!!"
The other muffin exclaims,
"Look a talking muffin!!!!"

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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"


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A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.

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Funny - Whats the diff between your wife and your job? After 10 years your job still sucks

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

When i was writing this blog for the short jokes , i read a joke about wives then i think that the married persons love to read those jokes which are related to wives and young love to read those which are related to girlfriends.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much! (I love you so much.

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One teacher said this to his students before the final test.
"A" is for God.
"B" is for me and my wife.
"C" is for the perfect student.
"D & F" are for all other students.

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Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.

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My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.

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